Thanksgiving is a time to celebrate with family, enjoy delicious food, and share laughter. A unique and playful way to celebrate this holiday is by telling jokes, especially those that add a Mexican twist to the fun. These Mexican jokes bring humor to the table and make your Thanksgiving feast even more memorable. Here, we present 113+ hilarious Mexican Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to have everyone cracking up.

113+ Mexican Thanksgiving Jokes to Crack Up Your Guests

1. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

2. What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving turkey with a computer? A turkey that can’t stop stuffing itself!

3. What did the corn say to the butter at Thanksgiving dinner? “You’re the butter half of my life!”

4. Why don’t turkeys ever tell secrets? Because they’re always afraid of getting roasted!

5. Why did the Mexican turkey sit at the kids’ table? Because he was still a little too “pavo” to sit with the adults.

6. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie, of course!

7. Why did the tamale cross the road? To get to the other salsa.

8. What’s the best way to stuff a Mexican turkey? With some good old mole sauce!

9. Why do Mexicans love Thanksgiving? Because they can finally put “gravy” on everything!

10. What did the tortilla say to the beans at Thanksgiving dinner? “We’re in this together, buddy!”

11. Why did the beans bring a friend to Thanksgiving dinner? They didn’t want to be alone in the pot!

12. What’s the most popular Thanksgiving dance in Mexico? The “pavo” shuffle!

13. What did the turkey say to the chef? “I hope you know how to handle the heat!”

14. Why are Thanksgiving meals in Mexico so spicy? Because even the food wants to celebrate with a little kick!

15. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast in Mexico? A fiesta with extra guac!

16. Why did the turkey go to therapy? It had too many “stuffed” feelings.

17. What did the chef say after making tamales? “That’s a wrap!”

18. Why don’t turkeys ever play cards? They’re always afraid of being “trumped”!

19. How do you say “happy Thanksgiving” in Mexican? ¡Feliz Día del Pavo!

20. Why was the turkey feeling insecure? It was a little too “plump” for Thanksgiving!

21. What’s a Mexican turkey’s favorite instrument? The maracas—because it’s got the shake!

22. What did the cranberry say to the mashed potatoes? “Let’s stick together!”

23. How do you know if you’re at a Mexican Thanksgiving? When the turkey is marinated in tequila!

24. What did the salsa say to the chips? “We’re a perfect dip-pair!”

25. What does the turkey say after a long day? “I’m stuffed!”

26. Why do Mexicans love Thanksgiving leftovers? Because the best part of the meal is always the “recalentado”!

27. What’s the secret to making a turkey tasty? A little bit of salsa and a whole lot of love!

28. Why was the corn at Thanksgiving dinner always so dramatic? Because it liked to “pop” in at the last minute!

29. What does a Mexican say when the turkey is perfectly cooked? “That’s a fiesta in my mouth!”

30. Why was the cranberry so happy at Thanksgiving? It was in a jam!

31. Why did the turkey wear a sweater? Because it was a little “chilly” outside.

32. What’s the Mexican version of Thanksgiving music? Mariachi bands playing “La Cucaracha” while you eat!

33. What did the Mexican grandmother say when she saw the turkey? “You’re looking like you’re ready for a big plate of tamales!”

34. Why was the stuffing at Thanksgiving dinner so quiet? It didn’t want to “crumble” under pressure.

35. What does a Mexican turkey use to stay fit? A good old salsa dance workout!

36. Why do Mexicans put chili powder on everything? Because it makes everything better, even the turkey!

37. How does the turkey apologize for being late? By saying “Sorry, I was just laying low, avoiding the oven!”

38. What’s the Mexican secret to a perfect Thanksgiving? A dash of chili, a sprinkle of cilantro, and lots of love!

39. Why do Mexicans have the best Thanksgiving meals? Because they know how to “spice” things up!

40. How do you make a Mexican turkey feel special? You “baste” it with love and a good margarita!

41. What’s a Mexican Thanksgiving without some “mole” on the side? It’s not a party!

42. Why don’t turkeys like to play hide and seek? They’re always “stuffed” and slow to run!

43. What’s the best way to make a turkey laugh? Tell it a “corny” joke!

44. What’s a turkey’s favorite social media app? “Twitter”—they love to “gobble” on it!

45. Why do turkeys make terrible comedians? They can’t stop “gobbling” up all the punchlines!

46. Why do Mexican turkeys always bring a plus-one? Because they’re never “pavo” enough to go alone!

47. What do you call a Thanksgiving parade in Mexico? A fiesta with a side of turkey and tamales!

48. Why did the turkey start a podcast? To “gobble” about the issues that matter!

49. What’s the Mexican version of pumpkin pie? A sweet potato pie with a little cinnamon and a whole lot of love!

50. Why do turkeys make terrible chefs? Because they always “stuff” everything they make!

51. What’s the best thing about Thanksgiving in Mexico? The tacos that come after the turkey!

52. How does the salsa say goodbye at Thanksgiving dinner? “Hasta luego!”

53. What’s a turkey’s favorite vacation spot? Cancun! They love to “chill” on the beach.

54. Why did the turkey start doing yoga? To keep its “turkey legs” in shape!

55. What do you call a group of Mexican turkeys? A “fiesta of fowls!”

56. Why don’t turkeys ever play hide and seek with tamales? Because tamales are too “wrapped up” to hide!

57. What did the turkey say to the beans at the table? “You’re really the ‘bean’ of my existence!”

58. What does a taco say to a tamale at Thanksgiving? “You’re the wrap to my filling!”

59. Why did the turkey go to the Mexican restaurant? To get some “pavo” tacos!

60. What’s the turkey’s favorite dance move at a Thanksgiving party? The “gobble” shuffle!

61. How did the turkey feel after a long day? “I’m completely stuffed!”

62. Why was the turkey scared of the oven? It was afraid of being “roasted!”

63. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner without any tortillas? A Thanksgiving that’s “missing the mark!”

64. Why did the beans get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner? Because they’re the “heart” of the meal!

65. What’s the turkey’s favorite Mexican condiment? Salsa, of course!

66. Why do Mexicans put tamales on the Thanksgiving table? Because everything is better with masa!

67. What’s a Thanksgiving tradition in Mexico? Spending hours making tamales with the family—then devouring them in minutes!

68. Why did the salsa take the lead at the Thanksgiving table? Because it was the “spicy” one in the group!

69. What’s a turkey’s least favorite thing to hear? “You’re the next course!”

70. How do you know a turkey is in Mexico? It’s wearing a sombrero and dancing the salsa!

71. Why don’t turkeys use social media? Because they’re too busy “gobbling” around!

72. What’s a Mexican Thanksgiving without tortillas? It’s just not a fiesta!

73. What did the tortilla say to the mashed potatoes? “We’re the perfect side dish, together!”

74. How does a Mexican turkey apologize for being late? By bringing extra guacamole to the table!

75. Why did the Mexican turkey refuse to run? It didn’t want to “become the main course” too soon!

76. Why did the beans win an award at Thanksgiving? Because they were “the most filling” dish on the table!

77. What’s the turkey’s favorite way to relax? A nice bath in salsa and a good nap afterward!

78. How does the salsa feel about the turkey? “You may be the star of the show, but I’m the one who adds the spice!”

79. Why did the tamale need therapy? It had some serious “wrapping” issues!

80. What did the stuffing say to the turkey? “Don’t worry, I’ve got your back!”

81. What’s a Mexican Thanksgiving without the turkey? Just an excuse to eat more tamales!

82. Why was the turkey at the dance party? Because it wanted to show off its “gobble” moves!

83. What did the cranberry say to the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving? “Let’s stick together, we’re a perfect combo!”

84. What does a turkey say when it’s had enough of the meal? “I’m totally stuffed!”

85. Why did the turkey wear a sombrero? Because it was ready to “celebrate” in style!

86. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner at a Mexican restaurant? A fiesta with a side of turkey!

87. What’s the best thing about Thanksgiving in Mexico? The tamales, of course!

88. Why do Mexican turkeys always come to Thanksgiving? Because they know they’ll get “stuffed” in the best way possible!

89. Why did the turkey leave the party early? It couldn’t handle all the “heat” in the kitchen!

90. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast that’s only tamales and tortillas? A “Mexican miracle!”

91. What did the turkey say to the tamales? “You’re the real MVP of Thanksgiving!”

92. Why did the Mexican beans get invited to Thanksgiving? Because they’re the “spicy” addition everyone loves!

93. What’s a Mexican turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition? Making sure there’s enough salsa for the turkey!

94. How does a turkey get ready for Thanksgiving? By “stuffing” itself with all the sides beforehand!

95. Why was the turkey feeling so generous? Because it was thankful for the “gravy” of life!

96. How did the tamale feel after Thanksgiving? “I’m totally wrapped up in happiness!”

97. Why do Mexicans love Thanksgiving? Because it’s the one day they can put “salsa” on everything!

98. What did the turkey say to the salsa at Thanksgiving dinner? “You bring the heat, I bring the feast!”

99. Why did the tamale feel self-conscious? Because it was worried about its “wrapping” skills!

100. What’s the secret to making a perfect Mexican Thanksgiving? A lot of salsa and even more tamales!

101. Why did the beans bring a friend to Thanksgiving dinner? They didn’t want to be “alone in the pot”!

102. What does a tamale do when it’s feeling fancy? It wraps itself up in style!

103. Why did the turkey tell a joke at Thanksgiving dinner? To “stuff” the conversation with laughter!

104. What’s the best way to make Thanksgiving more fun? Add a little salsa and a lot of tamales!

105. Why don’t turkeys ever tell jokes? Because they’re always “gobbling” the punchlines!

106. What’s a Mexican Thanksgiving without the turkey? Just an excuse to eat more salsa!

107. What did the turkey say to the tamale at Thanksgiving? “Let’s stick together and spice up the party!”

108. Why did the salsa get a promotion at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it “spiced up” the whole event!

109. What’s a turkey’s favorite snack? Tamales with a side of salsa!

110. Why did the tamale bring a side of beans to Thanksgiving? Because they’re the best “pairing” ever!

111. What did the tamale say when it was feeling adventurous? “Let’s wrap this up and get to the party!”

112. Why did the Mexican turkey start a podcast? Because it wanted to “gobble” up the airwaves!

113. What’s a Thanksgiving without salsa? It’s just not spicy enough!

Conclusion

There you have it—113+ hilarious Mexican Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to spice up your celebrations. From funny puns to cultural twists, these jokes bring everyone to the table with laughter. Whether you’re telling jokes between bites of tamales or sharing a good laugh over turkey, these jokes will keep the fun going all day long. So, this Thanksgiving, don’t forget to laugh, eat, and enjoy the wonderful time with family and friends. ¡Feliz Día del Pavo!