Ah, Christmas—the most wonderful time of the year! But when eggnog meets too many festive snacks, let’s just say things can get… a bit messy. For those who love humor that’s a bit cheeky and full of potty puns, we’ve crafted over 100 poop-themed Christmas jokes guaranteed to make you laugh so hard, you might jingle all the way to the bathroom. Whether you’re entertaining kids, coworkers, or your weird uncle who loves toilet humor, these clean-but-grossly-funny jokes will keep spirits high and reindeer tails wagging. So grab a seat (preferably on the throne) and enjoy!

100+ Hilarious Poop Christmas Jokes to Keep You Cracking Up This Holiday!

Santa’s Stinky Shenanigans

1. Why did Santa have to wash his suit after Christmas Eve? Because it was Claus-trophobic in the chimney!

2. What did Santa say when he stepped in reindeer poop? “Oh deer, that’s not snow!”

3. Why does Santa eat so many cookies? To keep things moving down the chimney.

4. What’s Santa’s least favorite smell after midnight deliveries? The presents he didn’t wrap… in time!

5. How does Santa tell if the cookies give him stomach trouble? He checks his “naughty tummy list.”

6. What kind of toilet paper does Santa use? The north “poled” kind.

7. Why did Santa blush while delivering in the bathroom? He caught Mrs. Claus making “log” cookies.

8. What does Santa call it when he leaves a little surprise in every chimney? The brown Christmas miracle.

9. Why didn’t Santa deliver gifts to the outhouse? He didn’t want to get poop chimney dust!

10. What do you call Santa after eating too much fiber? Saint Flatus!

Reindeer Number Twos

11. Why did Rudolph refuse to eat too many carrots before the flight? They gave him bad air turbulence.

12. How do reindeer mark territory on the roof? The same way dogs do—reindeer droppings!

13. What do you call Rudolph’s poop on Christmas morning? Red-nose residue.

14. Why did Blitzen look embarrassed? He tooted on takeoff!

15. What song do reindeer sing after the sleigh ride? “Let It Go” (to the bathroom).

16. What do you call Santa’s backup reindeer squad? Process of elimination.

17. Why couldn’t Donner stop laughing? He saw a reindeer plop a gift mid-flight.

18. How can you tell reindeer poop from snowballs? Taste test is strongly discouraged!

19. Why did the elves shovel the roof after delivery? Reindeer dropoffs.

20. What happens when you mix reindeer feed with prune juice? A sleigh-speed disaster.

Elf Misbehavior

21. How do elves fix a clogged toy shop toilet? With Christmas plunger-magic!

22. Why did the elf quit making chocolate toys? Everyone got suspicious about the flavor.

23. What’s an elf’s favorite bathroom song? “Do You Hear What I Pee?”

24. How does an elf say he needs a break? “I’ve got to elf myself!”

25. Why did the elf take toilet paper to the workshop? He was rolling in the jokes.

26. What did one elf say to another while farting? “Silent night, not so holy smell.”

27. Why did Santa scold the elves? They added “poo” ornaments to the wreaths.

28. How do elves wrap bathroom humor gifts? With extra stink-ers!

29. What’s the elf motto after a big meal? “No seat left behind.”

30. Why did the elves paint poop brown? To make it blend with the Christmas logs.

Christmas Tree and Bathroom Puns

31. What do you call a Christmas tree that smells bad? A pine-scented potty plant.

32. How does a tree go number two? With its log cabin roots!

33. What did the pine cone say to the ornament? “You look flushed today.”

34. Why did the tree stop drinking eggnog? Too many trips to the trunk room.

35. How does Santa decorate the bathroom? With toilet paper garland.

36. Why did the plumber join the carolers? He could really handle the pipes.

37. What do you call a bathroom decorated for Christmas? The ‘loo’-tide zone.

38. Why did the angel refuse to sit on top of the tree? Someone forgot to flush first.

39. What happens when Christmas lights go out mid-wipe? Panic at the potty!

40. What’s the best Christmas scent in a bathroom? Pine-sol and peppermint pride.

Gassy Gifts & Prune Puddings

41. What did Grandma say after eating prune pie on Christmas? “It’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

42. Why did Grandpa bring a plunger to dinner? He expected a “gas leak.”

43. What’s brown, squishy, and wrapped in ribbon? A poop present from Rudolph!

44. Why did the turkey smell so suspicious? Someone swapped stuffing for fiber cereal.

45. What do you call pudding that fights back? A rumble in the tinsel jungle!

46. Why did the gift stink before opening? Someone forgot to sanitize the wrapping room.

47. What did the chocolate say to the fudge? “Let’s not be mistaken for poop again this year.”

48. How do you wrap smelly gifts? Tight—with no air holes.

49. Why did the snowman return his fruitcake? It melted his rear end.

50. What do you call a clogged Christmas chimney? Gift jam!

Snowman Surprises

51. Why don’t snowmen eat beans? They might melt the snowdrift.

52. What’s a snowman’s least favorite Christmas prank? The brown snowball.

53. What happens when you cross a snowman with a cow? Frosty poo flakes!

54. Why did Frosty look embarrassed? He slipped on his own slush flush.

55. What’s a snowman’s favorite bathroom tissue brand? Chill-et.

56. How do snowmen handle digestive emergencies? They ice the problem!

57. What did Frosty whisper after letting one slip? “Do you smell winter wonder-fart?”

58. Why did Frosty leave the North Pole? Too much yellow snow art.

59. What’s colder than Frosty’s stare? His frosty flare from frozen beans.

60. How does a snowman clean his bottom? Snow-wipes!

North Pole Bathroom Problems

61. What is Mrs. Claus’s biggest complaint in winter? Santa’s endless “chimney dust.”

62. What’s worse than frozen pipes? A frozen poop spike.

63. Why did the reindeer need a new stable? Too much brown ice.

64. Why did Santa switch to oat cookies? For, uh, regularity.

65. What’s Santa’s least favorite Christmas smell? Sleigh gas!

66. How do they unclog a frozen North Pole toilet? Hot cocoa breakers!

67. Why did Santa double the chimney size? To make room for backup dumpage.

68. What’s worse than reindeer droppings near gifts? Frozen skid marks!

69. How does Santa apologize after a bad feast? He leaves Charmin instead of coal.

70. Why did the elves install exhaust fans? North Pole gas attacks.

Holiday Farts and Festive Flushes

71. What’s the soundtrack for Christmas farts? “Jingle Smells.”

72. Why did the gas leak sing carols? It was full of spirit.

73. What do you call Christmas gas that glows? A Noel flare!

74. Why did Santa wear earmuffs? Reindeer wind was too loud.

75. What’s the tootiest carol of all? “Silent But Deadly Night.”

76. Where do beans spend Christmas? The gas-exchange gift pile.

77. Why did the carolers hold their noses? The tune had a brown note.

78. What happens when the choir eats cheese fondue? Flatulence in harmony.

79. What’s Santa’s car powered by? Renewable sleigh gas.

80. What song plays in Santa’s bathroom? “All I Want for Christmas is Poo.”

Potty Puns & Holiday Mishaps

81. Why did the gift wrap smell like trouble? Someone used recycled tissue—literally.

82. What’s the funniest Christmas ornament? The poop emoji on a string.

83. Why did the gingerbread man take a break? Too much fiber dough.

84. What’s Santa’s emergency signal? Brown alert!

85. What’s the Christmas slogan for plumbers? “We handle your holiday flow.”

86. Why did Frosty carry toilet paper? To avoid a snow-wipe crisis.

87. How do you make a poop snowman? Roll with the logs!

88. Who cleans up after reindeer games? The Pooper Scooper Elf.

89. How do elves prank Santa? By swapping his toilet cleaner with hot cocoa mix.

90. What’s the most dangerous Christmas candle scent? Brown sugar surprise.

Festive Flush Finale

91. Why did the snowflake blush? It landed somewhere naughty.

92. What do you call bathroom humor under the tree? A gift of giggles.

93. Why did Rudolph need new boots? Reindeer business gone bad.

94. What happens when Santa eats spicy cookies? The sleigh lights double as hazard signals.

95. What’s the North Pole’s favorite bathroom cleaner? Pine & Shine.

96. Why did the elves laugh during the carols? Their whoopee cushions were perfectly timed.

97. What happens when candy canes melt in cocoa? Sticky poops ahead!

98. Why did the bathroom smell like Christmas Eve? Too much fruitcake fallout.

99. What’s Santa’s guilty pleasure food? Peppermint beans.

100. What did Mrs. Claus say after Santa’s fourth cookie plate? “Brace for blast-off.”

101. Why did the ornament fall off the tree? It couldn’t handle the gas pressure.

102. What do you call a surprise under the mistletoe? A mistle-poo.

103. What song do reindeer sing after dessert? “Farting Around the Christmas Tree.”

104. What’s the elves’ favorite sitcom? Everybody Poops Raymond.

105. What’s Santa’s least liked emoji? The poop one—because it’s accurate.

106. What happens when the snow glows brown? A Christmas catastrophe!

107. Why did Frosty cancel dinner? He had a bowel blizzard warning.

108. What’s the dirtiest Christmas dance move? The Reindeer Shuffle.

109. How do elves apologize for bathroom smells? “Tinsel my bad!”

110. Why did Santa’s sleigh make weird noises? Reindeer gas power mode activated.

Conclusion

And there you have it—over a hundred Christmas jokes that are cheeky, stinky, and guaranteed to light up your festivities! Sure, they’re not nice enough for Santa’s “good list,” but they’ll definitely win you laughter at your next holiday party. Remember: Christmas isn’t just about presents, it’s about presence… and maybe keeping a plunger nearby after too many holiday treats. Stay merry, laugh loudly, and may your Christmas be less “crappy” and more “happy!”