121 Apple Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Make You Core Up Laughing

If you’ve ever found yourself stuck in a queue with nothing but your phone and the eerie silence of waiting, a good knock knock joke can be the perfect pick-me-up — or should we say “pick-me-apple-up?” Apples aren’t just tasty and healthy; they’re also the perfect fruit to squeeze a little humor from. Whether you’re a fan of puns, silly wordplay, or just love the idea of knocking on an apple’s virtual door, this collection of 121 apple-themed knock knock jokes will keep you giggling from Granny Smith to Red Delicious. So settle in, take a bite out of these cheerful chuckles, and remember: these jokes are the apple of our eye!

121 Apple Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Make You Core Up Laughing

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Applet. Applet who? Applet your worries disappear with a good laugh!

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeycrisp. Honeycrisp who? Honeycrisp your day with a smile!

3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie. Apple pie who? Apple pie you glad I didn’t say banana?

4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Worm. Worm who? Worm in an apple, just here for the party!

5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Red. Red who? Red you ready for some fruit-tastic jokes?

6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Core. Core who? Core you believe how funny these jokes are?

7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gala. Gala who? Gala-ing you to open up and laugh!

8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crabapple. Crabapple who? Crabapple you glad I knocked?

9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tart. Tart who? Tart I know a lot of apple jokes!

10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider. Cider who? Cider you like an apple knock knock joke or two?

11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Juice. Juice who? Juice up your day with these jokes!

12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pie. Pie who? Pie one’s for you to enjoy!

13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Green. Green who? Green you glad I’m here?

14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple sauce. Apple sauce who? Apple sauce-ome jokes coming your way!

15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Seed. Seed who? Seed you later, but first a joke!

16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mac. Mac who? Mac your day brighter with these jokes!

17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fruit. Fruit who? Fruit-t you glad to laugh a little?

18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orchard. Orchard who? Orchard you glad I stopped by?

19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy enough to make you smile!

20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple butter. Apple butter who? Apple butter believe these jokes are funny!

21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snack. Snack who? Snack an apple and enjoy the joke!

22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pie crust. Pie crust who? Pie crust me, you’ll love this punchline!

23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Seedling. Seedling who? Seedling around for the best apple jokes!

24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crisp. Crisp who? Crisp up your ears for this one!

25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candy apple. Candy apple who? Candy apple glad to hear a joke or two?

26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard. Apple orchard who? Apple orchard you glad these jokes are fruit-tastic?

27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple core. Apple core who? Apple core you really want to hear another joke?

28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone if you’re not in the mood for jokes!

29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Golden delicious. Golden delicious who? Golden delicious you for laughing at my jokes!

30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tart. Apple tart who? Apple tart you ready for more laughing?

31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tart apple. Tart apple who? Tart apple you smiling yet?

32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple seed. Apple seed who? Apple seed to pixel your day with joy!

33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree. Apple tree who? Apple tree to make you laugh all day!

34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pick. Pick who? Pick your favorite apple joke until you giggle!

35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider press. Cider press who? Cider press the “laugh” button now!

36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple juice. Apple juice who? Apple juice be honest, these jokes are funny!

37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey apple. Honey apple who? Honey apple you like a good joke?

38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple blossom. Apple blossom who? Apple blossom you laugh out loud soon!

39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple cider. Apple cider who? Apple cider you like to hear another one?

40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Juicy apple. Juicy apple who? Juicy apple glad I brought the jokes?

41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple picking. Apple picking who? Apple picking your brain with humor today!

42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mighty apple. Mighty apple who? Mighty apple glad to see you laugh!

43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Red gala. Red gala who? Red gala what a day for jokes!

44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tartan. Apple tartan who? Apple tartan sure we have fun here!

45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? Tree-mendous things happen when you laugh!

46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Green apple. Green apple who? Green apple you ready for more?

47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fruit basket. Fruit basket who? Fruit basket full of laughs for you!

48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Juice box. Juice box who? Juice box you love these jokes!

49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie slice. Apple pie slice who? Apple pie slice your day up nicely!

50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard gate. Apple orchard gate who? Apple orchard gate to your heart with laughter!

51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple buttercup. Apple buttercup who? Apple buttercup your spirits with smile!

52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sweet apple. Sweet apple who? Sweet apple day keeps the frowns away!

53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple crisp. Apple crisp who? Apple crisp you up with jokes!

54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree seed. Apple tree seed who? Apple tree seed you laughing already!

55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Autumn apple. Autumn apple who? Autumn apple season for laughter!

56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tartlet. Apple tartlet who? Apple tartlet me finish this joke!

57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple-saucepan. Apple-saucepan who? Apple-saucepan going to tell more jokes!

58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Appleord. Appleord who? Appleord of these jokes are pun-tastic!

59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie-fect. Apple pie-fect who? Apple pie-fect day to laugh!

60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple jam. Apple jam who? Apple jam to spread joy with jokes!

61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Big apple. Big apple who? Big apple of your eye — this joke!

62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple-pie-nut. Apple-pie-nut who? Apple-pie-nut you in stitches!

63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple blossom petal. Apple blossom petal who? Apple blossom petal me give you a smile!

64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple punch. Apple punch who? Apple punchline coming your way!

65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple crispness. Apple crispness who? Apple crispness is what you get with these jokes!

66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tartness. Apple tartness who? Apple tartness will brighten your day!

67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard breeze. Apple orchard breeze who? Apple orchard breeze to blow you away with laughter!

68. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple festival. Apple festival who? Apple festival of jokes right here!

69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chopped apple. Chopped apple who? Chopped apple ready for more jokes?

70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree branch. Apple tree branch who? Apple tree branch you’ll swing with laughter!

71. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple peel. Apple peel who? Apple peel my jokes for you!

72. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple seedling sprout. Apple seedling sprout who? Apple seedling sprout good times ahead!

73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple honey. Apple honey who? Apple honey sweetens the laughter!

74. Knock knock. Who’s there? Juiced apple. Juiced apple who? Juiced apple ready to energize your day!

75. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple blossom bee. Apple blossom bee who? Apple blossom bee buzzing with jokes!

76. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie crusty. Apple pie crusty who? Apple pie crusty but funny!

77. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple cider vinegar. Apple cider vinegar who? Apple cider vinegar sharp with wit!

78. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple jam spread. Apple jam spread who? Apple jam spread laughter around!

79. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree leaf. Apple tree leaf who? Apple tree leaf you breathless with laughs!

80. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard honey. Apple orchard honey who? Apple orchard honey sweetens the fun!

81. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple crumble. Apple crumble who? Apple crumble for your amusement!

82. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie filling. Apple pie filling who? Apple pie filling with humor always!

83. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree root. Apple tree root who? Apple tree root to laughter runs deep!

84. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple core crunch. Apple core crunch who? Apple core crunch your funny bone!

85. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider apple. Cider apple who? Cider apple you want to hear another?

86. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple buttercake. Apple buttercake who? Apple buttercake a day to laugh!

87. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple cruncher. Apple cruncher who? Apple cruncher jokes are here!

88. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard bloom. Apple orchard bloom who? Apple orchard bloom your spirits high!

89. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple jam jar. Apple jam jar who? Apple jam jar full of laughs!

90. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple cider press. Apple cider press who? Apple cider press your funny button!

91. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple blossom day. Apple blossom day who? Apple blossom day for fun times!

92. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple harvest. Apple harvest who? Apple harvest the joy of laughter!

93. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tart flavor. Apple tart flavor who? Apple tart flavor your taste in jokes!

94. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple core cruncher. Apple core cruncher who? Apple core cruncher into more jokes!

95. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie baker. Apple pie baker who? Apple pie baker you laugh a lot!

96. Knock knock. Who’s there? Green apple tart. Green apple tart who? Green apple tart with a zest of humor!

97. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple sauce jar. Apple sauce jar who? Apple sauce jar full of funny!

98. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard nectar. Apple orchard nectar who? Apple orchard nectar sweet jokes!

99. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree shade. Apple tree shade who? Apple tree shade from the heat of boredom!

100. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple jelly. Apple jelly who? Apple jelly making you laugh!

101. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple harvest festival. Apple harvest festival who? Apple harvest festival of fun!

102. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard keeper. Apple orchard keeper who? Apple orchard keeper of your smiles!

103. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple jam spreader. Apple jam spreader who? Apple jam spreader of joy!

104. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree bark. Apple tree bark who? Apple tree bark up on laughter!

105. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sweet apple pie. Sweet apple pie who? Sweet apple pie for your sweet tooth of fun!

106. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple picking basket. Apple picking basket who? Apple picking basket full of laughs!

107. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple blossom petal drop. Apple blossom petal drop who? Apple blossom petal drop your worries!

108. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard breeze. Apple orchard breeze who? Apple orchard breeze to tickle your funny bone!

109. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple crunch crisp. Apple crunch crisp who? Apple crunch crisp to crack you up!

110. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple apple. Apple apple who? Apple apple want to tell you a joke!

111. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie smile. Apple pie smile who? Apple pie smile brightens the day!

112. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple jam jar lid. Apple jam jar lid who? Apple jam jar lid lifting your mood!

113. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple core joke. Apple core joke who? Apple core joke that never gets old!

114. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple blossom sweet. Apple blossom sweet who? Apple blossom sweet with laughter!

115. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple tree top. Apple tree top who? Apple tree top joke for you!

116. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple cider fizz. Apple cider fizz who? Apple cider fizz tickling your funny bone!

117. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple jam toast. Apple jam toast who? Apple jam toast to a great laugh!

118. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple orchard breeze. Apple orchard breeze who? Apple orchard breeze of fresh humor!

119. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple pie slice. Apple pie slice who? Apple pie slice your day with laughter!

120. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple butter spread. Apple butter spread who? Apple butter spread joy through jokes!

121. Knock knock. Who’s there? Apple delight. Apple delight who? Apple delight you just can’t resist laughing!

Conclusion

There you have it — 121 apple knock knock jokes for every mood and occasion. Whether you’re aiming to brighten a friend’s day, crack a smile in a meeting, or just enjoy some fruity fun, these jokes are fresh, crisp, and packed with sweet humor. Like a good apple, these jokes are versatile: you can share them anywhere and anytime without worry. Keep this list handy, and whenever you need a little laughter, just knock knock on the door of an apple joke! After all, laughter is the best medicine, and an apple joke a day keeps the grumpiness away.