Knock knock jokes have long been the cornerstone of quick, witty humor, perfect for breaking the ice and eliciting groans or giggles. But let’s face it—sometimes the classic knock knock joke needs a little extra edge, a bit of cheek to really get under the door and surprise you. Enter the world of crude knock knock jokes! These 111 gems bring a slightly naughty twist that will entertain those with a sense of humor that borders on the wild side. Perfect for adults looking to push the envelope, these jokes tread the line between laugh-out-loud and “did they just say that?” Grab your sense of adventure—and maybe a safe space—and enjoy this collection. Now, knock knock. Who’s there? Read on!

111 Crude Knock Knock Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Hard

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the bed!

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fleshlight. Fleshlight who? Fleshlight up the mood, will ya?

3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boobs. Boobs who? Boobs or bust, buddy!

4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nudist. Nudist who? Nudist complain about these jokes!

5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Thong. Thong who? Thong time no see… want to catch up naked?

6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Junk. Junk who? Junk in the trunk calling your name.

7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wet. Wet who? Wet your appetite for a dirty joke?

8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beaver. Beaver who? Beaver the one knocking or should I?

9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Twerk. Twerk who? Twerk it like you mean it!

10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peep. Peep who? Peep show’s over, bedtime!

11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hump. Hump who? Hump day just got dirty!

12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper out your worries with laughter.

13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Panties. Panties who? Panties off, jokes on!

14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peach. Peach who? Peach of the action is knocking!

15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Booty. Booty who? Booty call’s coming through!

16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wet spot. Wet spot who? Wet spot on your humor radar?

17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Downstairs. Downstairs who? Downstairs neighbor caught you again!

18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hardwood. Hardwood who? Hardwood floors and softer jokes.

19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nakid. Nakid who? Nakid truth coming through!

20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sizzle. Sizzle who? Sizzle me timbers, that’s hot!

21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moan. Moan who? Moan if you want to hear more!

22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Slap. Slap who? Slap me silly with laughter!

23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peen. Peen who? Peen back home late again?

24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Crotch. Crotch who? Crotch the chance if you get it!

25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny pack or just funny?

26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jizz. Jizz who? Jizz the way to make a splash.

27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Titty. Titty who? Titty bitty jokes are the best!

28. Knock knock. Who’s there? G-spot. G-spot who? G-spot me if you can!

29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Thrust. Thrust who? Thrust your luck with this joke.

30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Slut. Slut who? Slut up and listen!

31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Balls. Balls who? Balls to the wall humor incoming!

32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Porn. Porn who? Porn to be wild and funny.

33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spank. Spank who? Spank you later for laughing!

34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butt. Butt who? Butt I thought you’d never ask.

35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Slurp. Slurp who? Slurp it up, punchline incoming.

36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Willy. Willy who? Willy you open the door or what?

37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pee. Pee who? Pee-kaboo! I see you.

38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cream. Cream who? Cream of the joke crop!

39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spunk. Spunk who? Spunk in the trunk knocking!

40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tickle. Tickle who? Tickle your funny bone now.

41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Freak. Freak who? Freak out or freak on!

42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Twist. Twist who? Twist and shout with laughter.

43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moist. Moist who? Moist to be polite or crude?

44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dongs. Dongs who? Dongs to the left, jokes to the right.

45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snatch. Snatch who? Snatch up all the laughs here!

46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cocktail. Cocktail who? Cocktail hour isn’t over yet.

47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Humpster. Humpster who? Humpster your way to fun!

48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pecker. Pecker who? Pecker up, it’s joke time!

49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tramp. Tramp who? Tramp down your serious face, smile!

50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus who? Cunnilinguish the jokes, please!

51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Voyeur. Voyeur who? Voyeur never stop laughing.

52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Thongster. Thongster who? Thongster your way through the punchline!

53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Penis. Penis who? Penis in a million jokes here.

54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Titty twister. Titty twister who? Titty twister your sense of humor!

55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spunkmaster. Spunkmaster who? Spunkmaster flash with jokes!

56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Backdoor. Backdoor who? Backdoor open for a laugh!

57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peachy. Peachy who? Peachy keen on crude jokes!

58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sexual. Sexual who? Sexual tension breaking with laughter.

59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Glans. Glans who? Glans the way to dirty humor.

60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cumload. Cumload who? Cumload of jokes coming up!

61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gush. Gush who? Gush hour for laughs!

62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Naughty. Naughty who? Naughty or nice, open up!

63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Climax. Climax who? Climax of the joke is here!

64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pervert. Pervert who? Pervert your expectations!

65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Raunchy. Raunchy who? Raunchy and ready to roll.

66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bukkake. Bukkake who? Bukkake your day with laughter.

67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spankster. Spankster who? Spankster your funny bone!

68. Knock knock. Who’s there? Flirt. Flirt who? Flirt with disaster—or this joke.

69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wiener. Wiener who? Wiener or loser, laugh anyway.

70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ballsack. Ballsack who? Ballsack your gift of laughter.

71. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spaz. Spaz who? Spaz out with these jokes!

72. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cockadoodle. Cockadoodle who? Cockadoodle do, it’s joke time!

73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hanky. Hanky who? Hanky panky in the hallway.

74. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frisky. Frisky who? Frisky business happening here.

75. Knock knock. Who’s there? Moanster. Moanster who? Moanster truck of laughs arriving!

76. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nipple. Nipple who? Nipple your eyes on this one.

77. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dump. Dump who? Dump the seriousness, enjoy the jokes.

78. Knock knock. Who’s there? Swallow. Swallow who? Swallow your pride and laugh.

79. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jack off. Jack off who? Jack off your worries for a bit!

80. Knock knock. Who’s there? Freaky. Freaky who? Freaky funny, that’s who.

81. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nut. Nut who? Nut up and enjoy the joke.

82. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sexpert. Sexpert who? Sexpertly delivered punchline.

83. Knock knock. Who’s there? Randy. Randy who? Randy up, your laugh’s waiting!

84. Knock knock. Who’s there? Twat. Twat who? Twattin’ around for a laugh.

85. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scandal. Scandal who? Scandal your sense of humor.

86. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nookie. Nookie who? Nookie time means joke time.

87. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whip. Whip who? Whip up some laughter, please.

88. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bootylicious. Bootylicious who? Bootylicious jokes coming your way!

89. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pelvic. Pelvic who? Pelvic thrusting through this joke.

90. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spunklet. Spunklet who? Spunklet surprise on the porch.

91. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tongue. Tongue who? Tongue tied by these jokes!

92. Knock knock. Who’s there? Horny. Horny who? Horny for humor? You got it.

93. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chubby. Chubby who? Chubby your cheeks and smile.

94. Knock knock. Who’s there? F*cknut. F*cknut who? F*cknut jokes for tough nuts.

95. Knock knock. Who’s there? Throb. Throb who? Throb your way to funny town.

96. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shaft. Shaft who? Shaft of sunlight or joke?

97. Knock knock. Who’s there? Clit. Clit who? Clit happens, laugh anyway.

98. Knock knock. Who’s there? Naughty bits. Naughty bits who? Naughty bits knocking hard!

99. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fanny fart. Fanny fart who? Fanny fart and giggle on!

100. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pork. Pork who? Pork chop your way through jokes.

101. Knock knock. Who’s there? Shake. Shake who? Shake your booties for these!

102. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snog. Snog who? Snogging up some humor here.

103. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doggy. Doggy who? Doggy style comedy inbound.

104. Knock knock. Who’s there? Knob. Knob who? Knob your head to this one.

105. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spunkmeister. Spunkmeister who? Spunkmeister general of laughs.

106. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cocktail licker. Cocktail licker who? Cocktail licker here to slay.

107. Knock knock. Who’s there? Flasher. Flasher who? Flasher in the humor pan!

108. Knock knock. Who’s there? Buttplug. Buttplug who? Buttplug into these jokes fast.

109. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pervy. Pervy who? Pervy enough for the crowd.

110. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dirty Sanchez. Dirty Sanchez who? Dirty Sanchez your day with jokes!

111. Knock knock. Who’s there? Kink. Kink who? Kink your neck laughing here!

Conclusion

Whether you’re sharing these 111 crude knock knock jokes at a party, using them to spice up a boring day, or simply enjoying them in solitude (no judgment here), you now have a hefty arsenal of adult humor at your fingertips. Crude jokes aren’t for everyone, but for those who appreciate a little risqué wit, these knock knock jokes deliver exactly that—a guaranteed knock-out punch of laughter with a naughty twist. So keep knocking on humor’s door, laugh loudly, and maybe keep a towel handy. After all, these jokes are meant to make you chuckle and blush in equal measure!