Drunk knock knock jokes are a hilarious twist on the classic knock knock jokes we all know and love. Imagine a world where the doorbell rings, and instead of a witty punchline, you get a slurred response or a funny, tipsy exchange. These jokes are sure to lighten the mood at any party or gathering, bringing laughter and silliness to the table. If you’re ready for some belly laughs, let’s dive into these 82 drunk knock knock jokes!

82 Drunk Knock Knock Jokes That Will Have You Rolling in Laughter

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me, baby! I’m not coming back tonight!

2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey you asking all these questions? I’m just here for the party!

3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka a good time or what?!

4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beer. Beer who? Beer’s a surprise for you… I drank all of it already!

5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-uinely, I forgot why I’m here!

6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum you going to answer the door or not?

7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me up, I need a drink!

8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Champagne. Champagne who? Champagne, but don’t mind me, I’m just here to pop off!

9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider. Cider who? Cider you later, I’m off to find a better party!

10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Margarita. Margarita who? Margarita got here too late for the fun, huh?

11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Brandy. Brandy who? Brandy, you don’t remember me already?!

12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scotch. Scotch who? Scotch me if you can! I’m already 3 drinks in!

13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka more drink, I’m feeling good!

14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beer. Beer who? Beer ready for the party? I brought the fun!

15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bourbon. Bourbon who? Bourbon be real with you, I’ve had too much already!

16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey you waiting for? Let’s drink!

17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum lucky, I’ve been looking for this party all night!

18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-uinely, I’ve had too many already!

19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Champagne. Champagne who? Champagne, but don’t mind me, I’m just here for the bubbles!

20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila you’re still sober, you should join me for a shot!

21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka be the only one still standing at the end of this night!

22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey you waiting for? Let’s drink!

23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum going to regret this tomorrow, but it’s worth it tonight!

24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin me a second, I’m trying to keep it together!

25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka, let’s just skip the small talk and start the party!

26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Champagne. Champagne who? Champagne me up when it’s time for round two!

27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider. Cider who? Cider you a drink, but I might need to finish it first!

28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me, it’s time to take a shot!

29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka be the only one still standing at the end of this night!

30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey you waiting for? Let’s drink!

31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum having the time of my life!

32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-uinely, I’m not sure if I’m still standing!

33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me now, I’m about to spill everything!

34. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka, I might need a nap after this one!

35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey-ing up the night with a good laugh!

36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum remember this joke tomorrow! But for now, let’s enjoy!

37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-gin me a second, I’m a little tipsy right now!

38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me, I can’t stop laughing!

39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beer. Beer who? Beer getting a little wild in here, huh?

40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-nocent, I swear I haven’t had too much!

41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka need a laugh, I’m already a mess!

42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey me away, I can barely see straight!

43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum’s the only thing keeping me upright right now!

44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-uinely, I’ve had enough, but let’s have one more!

45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila, let’s call it a night… or maybe one more round!

46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Champagne. Champagne who? Champagne me more, this party’s just getting started!

47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beer. Beer who? Beer me the bottle, let’s keep this going!

48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey lucky to have such a good time tonight!

49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum going to regret this tomorrow, but it’s worth it tonight!

50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-nocent until proven drunk!

51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Champagne. Champagne who? Champagne me up when it’s time for round two!

52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider. Cider who? Cider you a drink, but I might need to finish it first!

53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me, it’s time to take a shot!

54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka be the only one still standing at the end of this night!

55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey you waiting for? Let’s drink!

56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum having the time of my life!

57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-uinely, I’m not sure if I’m still standing!

58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me now, I’m about to spill everything!

59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka, I might need a nap after this one!

60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey-ing up the night with a good laugh!

61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum remember this joke tomorrow! But for now, let’s enjoy!

62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-gin me a second, I’m a little tipsy right now!

63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila, let’s call it a night… or maybe one more round!

64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka need a laugh, I’m already a mess!

65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey me away, I can barely see straight!

66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum’s the only thing keeping me upright right now!

67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-uinely, I’ve had enough, but let’s have one more!

68. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila, let’s call it a night… or maybe one more round!

69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Champagne. Champagne who? Champagne me more, this party’s just getting started!

70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Beer. Beer who? Beer getting a little wild in here, huh?

71. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-nocent, I swear I haven’t had too much!

72. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka need a laugh, I’m already a mess!

73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey me away, I can barely see straight!

74. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum going to regret this tomorrow, but it’s worth it tonight!

75. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gin. Gin who? Gin-uinely, I’ve had enough, but let’s have one more!

76. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me, I can’t stop laughing!

77. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka, let’s just skip the small talk and start the party!

78. Knock knock. Who’s there? Whiskey. Whiskey who? Whiskey ready to have a great night?

79. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rum. Rum who? Rum remember the next time I drink, I should pace myself!

80. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider. Cider who? Cider you waiting for the next round?

81. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila me, let’s get this party started!

82. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vodka. Vodka who? Vodka be serious, this night is about to get wild!

Conclusion

And there you go—82 hilarious drunk knock knock jokes to keep the party going! Whether you’re tipsy yourself or just want to entertain a group of friends, these jokes are the perfect way to break the ice and add some humor to any occasion. Just remember, no matter how much fun you’re having, always drink responsibly and keep the laughs flowing!